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This new page has got fun jokes, they are the best! Just law! One joke per week.

FIRST WEEK: What kind of ring is square? A boxing ring!

SECOND WEEK: A Woman doing sex says:
- Oh, please don´t touch me!
- Oh, please don´t touch!
- Oh, please don´t!
- Oh, please!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

THIRD WEEK: What is the difference between bread and a blonde girl? The bread has got crumb and the blonde has not!

FOURTH WEEK:
Girl: Father, please HELP ME!
Father: What do you need?
Girl: I'm sick... I'M SO SICK!! Please...          p-l-e-a-s-e...
Father: WHAT? PLEASE DONT DIE!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Fock me!! ITS THE ONLY CURE FOR MY APPENDICITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!